In a world full of rug pulls, exit scams, and market dumps, we all know the pain of holding. But Harold? He’s been holding since the dawn of time. And now, with $HIDE, you don’t just hold –
you embrace the suffering, slap on a smile, and keep going.
🔹 Low supply, high cope
🔹 The only utility is pain
🔹 If you’re not Hiding, you’re Losing
When the charts go red, you HIDE. When life gets tough, you HIDE. When your portfolio looks like Harold’s face… you just keep HODLing.
Join the most resilient bagholders on Solana. Embrace the pain. Buy $HIDE.
Download and set up a Phantom, Solflare, or Backpack wallet. Make sure to secure your seed phrase – you don’t want to feel Harold’s pain this early.
Buy Solana ($SOL) from Binance, Coinbase, or another exchange, then withdraw it to your Solana wallet. This will be used to swap for $HIDE.
Go to Jupiter (jup.ag) or Raydium (raydium.io), connect your wallet, and swap your SOL for $HIDE. Slippage? Just smile through it.
You did it. Now hold, embrace the suffering, and pretend everything is fine. Welcome to the $HIDE family.